Monday, April 27, 2009

More Musket Lust...


I know scripture commands us to be content in whatever state we are in...
But... A Colt/Root Revolving Rifle! How Cool is that!?
For me, at least, the price is WAY too steep. Dixie Gun Works wants $1600.00 Yankee dollars.
(I guess I will have to wait until the Indians make them...)
Regards,
Duke


Sunday, April 26, 2009

On Pistols

To all:

I would like to take a moment to address the issue of weapons safety, specifically pistols. Pistols are a valuable contribution to the battery. They offer a huge short term boost to our firepower that has allowed us to repel attacks by much larger forces. Further, for close in or brush fighting they are ideal. Use of pistols by our security forces was a primary motivation for adopting a CSMC impression.
All of this being said, the downside potential is huge. We have had more pistol “incidents” that any other accident combined. It is this very accident potential that has gotten pistols banned from many of the large umbrella groups.
At this point, I don’t see banning side arms to be in our best interests. However, we do need to set strict guidelines for their use. I propose the following guidelines let me know what you think.

1. The use of pistols is reserved for experienced & well trained troops. No troop below the rank of corporal will use a pistol without specific permission of the officer in charge that day.

2. Safety inspections- Pistols are to be checked just like muskets- barrels must be free of obstructions, timing must work, ½ cock must work. By the way, we can’t safety inspect a loaded pistol- no loading until after safety inspection.

3. Loading- Without an actual pistol ball a revolver can hold a lot of powder: an awful lot of powder (I believe my Dragoon can hold a charge in excess of 50 grains). While I am not going to tell you exactly how many grains to put in your side arm, you don’t need to be firing a !@%$*?!! .44 auto magnum. The biggest issue here is chain fires. If you don’t put enough cream of wheat in front of the powder, you WILL get a chain fire. You should be able to put cream of wheat, pack it in, add more cream of wheat & pack again. By the way, no Wonder Wads, Frozen Peas, oatmeal, or anything else that could be a projectile.

4. Caps- don’t put caps on your nipples that are the wrong size. If you have number 10’s use # 10 caps. Don’t pinch caps on, they either fall off or allow sparks into the unfired cylinders. If you have different sized nipples on the same gun (a testimony to Italian Repro quality) buy new nipples.

5. Firing. You would not fire a musket with somebody’s ear next to the muzzle. Yet most of us (me included) have at one time or another, touched off a pistol too close to somebody. We need some rules of engagement:
A) Look before you shoot. Where is your muzzle?
B) Elevate- never directly fire at anyone. We are not cowboy action shooters; nor
are we reenacting the O.K. Corral.
C) Safety zones – 30 feet if they are too close to fire a musket, they are too close to fie a pistol.
D) Check your hammer- do not holster a weapon with it cocked.

6. There is no hand to hand combat. Thus, a pistol should never be used as a club or tomahawk.

Y.O.S
Duke

Official After Action Broad River

To all:

This is the text of the official report submitted by our Battalion Adjutant, to be forwarded to the Valley Division. Please read and offer any suggestions. If I get no comments, I will submit as is.

Columbia Flying Artillery
After Action Report
2nd Lt. Dennis Gardo
Adjutant

Event: Battle of Broad River

Commander: Lt. D. Gardo/ Lt. C. Creely

1st Sergeant: 1SGT. C. Creely /1 SGT. D Gardo (acting)

OFC. In Attn: 3

NCO.’s in Attn: 2

Enlisted: 1

Comments: The Columbia Flying Artillery attended the Battle of Broad River in Boiling Springs, N.C. 18, 19, April 2009. MAJ.R. Bohland server as over all artillery. All went well with nothing to report, A Very Good event.

Website Updates

Brothers & Sisters,

The website has been updated in these areas (God forbid we look at every page...)

1. The Links page has had the picture from Broad River added.
2. New recruiting posters added to the "Join" Page (by the way, I messed up, I have two Federal posters & no Confederate I will fix that next update)
3. The Farby "Firing Gun Crews" have been deleted from the "Join" Page,
4. Event Calander Updated to reflect JEB instead of Wildcat.

Regards,
Duke

Thursday, April 23, 2009

Battle at Broad River

Brothers,
Command Notes & AAR on Broad River Battle.

First, I would like to compliment all of you the action at Broad River. Your performance on the field was excellent. Your behavior in camp was, if a little salty, very genial & it was a welcome time of relaxation & fellowship.

Lieutenant Gardo will send an official After Action Report which I shall publish here & forward to the Valley Division. I would like to post a few comments & observations. Feel free to add your own…

Pros-
1. Lieutenants Gardo & Creely did admirable work as advanced party. The camping area was well shaded, beautiful (& probably the only area we could set up “The Condo”)

2. Both lieutenants did a very solid job commanding the battery, & either could, if need be, ably command in my or Harve’s absence.

3. The return of David Gandy to the ranks was a welcome addition to a battery who has suffered heavy losses in the past 12 months.

4. The field was perfect for artillery, the hills blocked in the sound, and the trees kept both sound & smoke close to the ground & the humidity gave us a wicked good boom. I have never seen better, & I doubt we will ever have such again.

5. The cooperation of the 2nd US Regulars on Saturday allowed us a double canister “Kill Shot” on an advancing infantry column. It looked way cool… the crowd loved it. It was only the second time in 10+ years in the hobby I have seen it, & it was a sight to see.

6. Both the Host Unit & the other units at the event were a great bunch of guys. We were treated with kindness & respect. We were well fed & well taken care of.

Cons-

1. The camping areas were not vehicle friendly.

2. Poison Ivy in the woods needs to be controlled if we camp/fight there.

3. No signs on the roads, it was very difficult to find (especially at night)

Your Obedient Servant,
Duke

Thursday, April 16, 2009

Just Because You Are Paranoid, It Does Not mean That They Are Not Out To Get You...

Brothers & Sisters,

Having read the new Department of Homeland Security Report, it seems very likely that what we participate in can/will be looked at as ‘Right Wing Radical Activity”, in as much as we are, by definition, pro gun, pro military, pro Southern & pro Individual Liberty.

I do not apologize for our positions. I see no way not to be these things & still exist as a living history/reenactment organization. (I suppose we could reenact the Quakers…) As such, I intend to carry on our activities as normal.

I know some of you prefer not to attract attention to yourselves for whatever reason. I/we will respect your rights to dis-associate yourself from us. Just let me know, & you will be removed quietly from the rolls.

If not, I look forward to seeing you in the field at Broad River.

Duke

Thursday, April 9, 2009

Broad River Directions

From Greenville Spartanburg -- Take I-85 North to exit 92. At the exit ramp take the SERVICE ROAD running North parallel to I-85. At the first stop sign make a left. This will be Highway 150. Continue NORTH on Highway 150 into North Carolina. Cross over the Broad River and the Greenway entrance is on the right. The Greenway is approximately 8 miles from the Interstate on the right.

From Charlotte -- Take I-85 South into South Carolina. Take Exit 95 and at the top of the exit ramp cross over and follow the SERVICE ROAD south running parallel to I-85. At the first stop sign make a right. This will be Highway 150. Continue NORTH on Highway 150 returning to North Carolina. Cross over the Broad River and the Greenway entrance is on the right. The Greenway is approximately 8 miles from the Interstate on the right.

Y.O.S.
Duke

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Broad River

Gentlemen,

I have been told that we will have artillery command at Broad River. As such, we need to be prepared to do artillery safety inspections. Lieutenant Gardo, this will fall under your responsibility. Coordinate with Sergeant major Eure-He should have the forms. If he does not, let me know, I will secure them. I would like to see a three-man team (Gardo, Eure, Gunnery Sergeant Bohland).

Most Respectfully,
Duke

Sunday, April 5, 2009

Off Topic- Pretty Good Joke...

The Stud......... Two ministers died at the same time and met Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates.

St. Peter said, "I'd like to get you guys in now, but our computer's down. You'll have to go back to Earth for about a week, but can't go back as ministers. What'll it be?"

The first minister says, "I've always wanted to be an eagle, soaring above the Rocky Mountains.""So be it," says St. Peter, and off flies the first minister.

The second minister mulls this over for a moment and asks, "Will any of this week count, St. Peter?""No, I told you the computer's down. There's no way we can keep track of what you're doing.""In that case," says the second minister, "I've always wanted to be a stud.""So be it," says St. Peter, and the second minister disappears.

A week goes by, the computer is fixed, and theLord tells St. Peter to recall the two ministers. "Will you have any trouble locating them?" he asks."The first one should be easy," says St. Peter. "He's somewhere over the Rockies, flying with the eagles. But the second one could prove to be more difficult."

"Why?" asketh the Lord.

"He's on a snow tire, somewhere in Pennsylvania.

May the Road Rise to meet you...

Friday, April 3, 2009

Website Revisited

Brothers& Sisters,

You may (or may not) have noticed that our web award (the one we give) page is missing. Truth be told, the sight was getting too big to upload in FTP format. To reformat it was a lot of time & work that I don't have right now.
Sadly, I don't think this page will be missed. In Seven years, we have given out two awards (no, I have not turned anyone down). My page tracking usually showed one to two page hits a quarter...

Regards,
Duke

Thursday, April 2, 2009

On the Indestructability of Zouaves...

Brothers,

I must admit that the event two Sundays past has had me vexed. I had never seen troops the like of what we fought. Were these Uber-Men? Or was I missing some key piece of knowledge regarding our defeat!?! As such I did some research. It appears that our foes were actually correctly portraying 1861 Zouves, whom, it appears, were actually legends in their own minds...

What is a Zouave?

"A fellow with a red bag having sleeves to it for a coat; with two red bags without sleeves to them for trousers, with an embroidered and braided bag for a vest, with a cap like a red woolen saucepan; with yellow boots like the fourth robber in a stage play; with a mustache like two half-pound paint brushes, and with a sort of a sword-gun for a weapon, that looks like the result of a love affair between an amorous broadsword and a lonely musket; discreet and tender--that is a Zouave."

"A fellow who can pull up a hundred and ten pound dumbbell: who can climb up an eighty foot rope, hand over hand, with a barrel of flour hanging to his heels; who can do the "giant swing" on a horizontal bar with a fifty-six tied to each ankle; who can walk up four flights of stairs, holding a heavy man in each hand, at arms length; and who can climb a greased pole feet first carrying a barrel of pork in his teeth--that is a Zouave."

"A fellow who can jump seven-teen feet four inches high without a spring board; who can tie his legs in a double bow knot round his neck without previously softening his shin bones in a steam bath; who can walk bound in tight rope with his stomach outside of nine brandy cocktails, a suit of chain armor outside his stomach, and a stiff northeast gale outside of that; who can take a five shooting revolver in each hand and knock the spots off the ten of diamonds at eighty paces, turning somersaults all the time and firing every shot in the air -- that is a Zouave."

From: -Daily Intelligence, Wheeling, Western Virginia, Feb. 23, 1861

May the Road Rise to Meet You!
Duke

Website

Brothers & Sisters,

Our award winning website has been updated.

Regards,
Duke